So yeah I've been neglecting this section for a bit of a while and figured what the hell, why not right? So yeah as the title states, this little piece'll be about sh*tting. Those with weak constitutions should probably stop reading here.

So yeah, the other day I'm sitting on the can evicting some "tenants" from the ole anal slums and I swear it was like finding that one occupant who doesn't want to leave. Like having that one person who for whatever reason, whether it be because of supreme obesity or just insanity, will not get out of the premises. Needless to say, after that little episode I began to wonder...

Anyone else ever drop a deuce so hard that it made your knees and everything below them go numb? Just wondering...