Introducing the H/A Scale
Original: emptylamb.com
The hotness or rather attractiveness scale is a determinant form of measure developed over the course of a 3-5 hour shift at work. It is composed of varying degrees or rather levels metaphorically named to express the exceptional beauty apparent in an attractive party. (in my case, the opposite sex) Needless to say, it's a method that rates "bangability".
Though it's origins started in highschool with simply one defining category, bangible or not, it wouldn't be until college that more categories would full develop the system into far more. So without further a due I present to the masses, the H/A Scale Formula:
Base:
I'd hit that sh*t with...
Qualifiers (in ascending level of intensity/appreciation):
a brick-> bangible ->> usually based solely on the party in question having a nice buttocks. ex) She has A butt and is of legal age.
a boulder-> worth expending money for ->> usually based on the party being attractive all around ex) She's hot but there's concern for whether she has a good personality i.e. she's not clingy cut your member off if you try to leave her.
the hammer of Thor-> drop anything and everything (any time or day) for ->>party in question must SURPASS all previous stated conditions and then some. ex) she's holding a sandwich in one hand, a ps3/360 in the other, wearing a shirt that says I don't mind it in the butt, and nothing below the waste but a pair of heels and the words eat me shaven into her patch. (yeah that's right, it's a patch NOT a bush)
And there you go, enjoy.